The Department reviews, considers, and denies all citizen submissions. Select a service below. Both services conclude identically.
Form J-1 · Office of Determinations
FORM J-1: OFFICIAL MUNICIPAL GRIEVANCE
Department Statistics
- Citizens Jammed
- 10,465
- Complaints Fairly Reviewed
- 0
- Average Appeal Response
- 24 fiscal years
Figures self-reported, unaudited, and rounded in whichever direction flattered the Department at the time of printing.
Public Notices
Posted 04/20
Public Comment Period Canceled Due to Excessive Public Comment
Councilman Jamm moved to table all comment. The motion passed unanimously after he threatened to orthodontically realign the dissenters.
Posted 04/18
JJ's Diner Waffle Rationing Extended
Waffles remain a municipal priority. Syrup is now classified as a controlled substance until the Harvest Festival concludes.
Posted 04/11
Calzone-Related Misconduct in the Low-Cal Calzone Zone
A citizen was observed enjoying a calzone outside the designated zone. Ben Wyatt has been notified and is reportedly inconsolable.
Posted 04/04
Li'l Sebastian Memorial Jamming Schedule Released
Traffic will be diverted around the Snakehole Lounge for 5,000 Candles in the Wind. Horse enthusiasts are asked to remain composed.
Department Leadership
Jordo
Acting Deputy Interim Commissioner
Also Deputy Director, Acting Assistant Commissioner, and Interim Senior Administrator of Jamming
“A complaint is simply a citation that hasn’t been assigned yet.”