Municipal Alert: Jamm Threat Level — Severe

DEPARTMENT OF JAMMINGEST. 2013VIGILANCE - SYRUP

The Department of Jamming

Protecting citizens from the dangerously unjammed since 2013.

PUBLIC COMMENT PERIOD CANCELED DUE TO PUBLIC COMMENTPAWNEE: FIRST IN FRIENDSHIP, FOURTH IN OBESITYCURRENT PROCESSING DELAY: 14–37 FISCAL YEARSALL FORMS MUST BE SUBMITTED IN PERSON, AT A LOCATION WE WILL NOT DISCLOSECOUNCILMAN JAMM IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR EMOTIONAL DAMAGES

The Department reviews, considers, and denies all citizen submissions. Select a service below. Both services conclude identically.

Form J-1 · Office of Determinations

FORM J-1: OFFICIAL MUNICIPAL GRIEVANCE

Provide a concise account of the alleged wrongdoing. Supporting evidence will be disregarded.

0/300 characters permitted by ordinance

Department Statistics

Citizens Jammed
10,465
Complaints Fairly Reviewed
0
Average Appeal Response
24 fiscal years

Public Notices

  • Posted 04/20

    Public Comment Period Canceled Due to Excessive Public Comment

    Councilman Jamm moved to table all comment. The motion passed unanimously after he threatened to orthodontically realign the dissenters.

  • Posted 04/18

    JJ's Diner Waffle Rationing Extended

    Waffles remain a municipal priority. Syrup is now classified as a controlled substance until the Harvest Festival concludes.

  • Posted 04/11

    Calzone-Related Misconduct in the Low-Cal Calzone Zone

    A citizen was observed enjoying a calzone outside the designated zone. Ben Wyatt has been notified and is reportedly inconsolable.

  • Posted 04/04

    Li'l Sebastian Memorial Jamming Schedule Released

    Traffic will be diverted around the Snakehole Lounge for 5,000 Candles in the Wind. Horse enthusiasts are asked to remain composed.

Department Leadership

Jordo

Acting Deputy Interim Commissioner

Also Deputy Director, Acting Assistant Commissioner, and Interim Senior Administrator of Jamming

“A complaint is simply a citation that hasn’t been assigned yet.”

jordo@youjustgotjammed.com